'THAT GUY' ALERT: Just watch the game!

I went to a football game this weekend and my team won comfortably. Normally that makes for a pleasureable watching experience. Not this time.

Some jerkoff a few rows down from me felt the need to loudly complain about every other play, even when our team had the game clinched. A second-teamer would botch a play late in the fourth quarter, and Lee Corso-wannabe would -- without fail -- turn back toward us and say, "we can't beat the good teams playing this way."

I'm sure that we're all prone to make such observations during intense moments, especially when mass quantities of alcohol are involved. But when the only drama left stems from hoping your bladder holds out until the clock hits zero, then shut up and watch the game.